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Joan Fuster

quinta-feira, 16 de setembro de 2010

Crack Fox

The Mighty Boosh: The Strange Tale of the Crack Fox (2007)
VINCE NOIR
Yeah... How that never won a BAFTA, I will never know.

CRACK FOX
Can I come in your house?, you've been to my house.

VINCE NOIR
It doesn't really work like that. I see you later, yeah?

CRACK FOX (espeta uma esferográfica na perna)
AHHHHHHH!!

VINCE NOIR
What are you doin'!? You've just stabbed yourself in the leg with a biro!

CRACK FOX
Someone came in and stabbed me when you were looking away.

VINCE NOIR
I didn't see anyone.

CRACK FOX
A poofter!

VINCE NOIR
You cannot speak like that!

CRACK FOX
It was a nazi! It was a nazi man!... Oh danger... Oh, take out the biro, sir.
(Vince retira a esferográfica) Ohhh, you're like King Arthur.

VINCE NOIR
I'm going now. Bye!

CRACK FOX
Ok, if you're going then, can you do me one last favor?

VINCE NOIR
What?

CRACK FOX
Bludgeon my face in; kill me; pull me apart like soft bread; punch me in the tits; destroy me; twist my head clean off and put me to sleep with your kind boots, mr Fancyman.

VINCE NOIR
Look, I couldn't do that, alright? These are new boots, they cost a lot of money. I see you around.

CRACK FOX
I'll just slit my own throat and bleed to death here. Nice to have met you, mr Kindface.

VINCE NOIR
Alright, you can come in for 5 minutes, alright?, for a plaster and a cup of tea, but that is it, you've got to get out of here before Howard comes back 'cause there's no way he's going to understand you.

CRACK FOX
I'LL HURT YOU REAL BAD WHEN WE GET INSIDE.

VINCE NOIR
Hmm?

CRACK FOX
Nothing. Just a funny funny funny sound.

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